I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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