It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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