There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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