She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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