Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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