ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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