I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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