What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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