Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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