Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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