It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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