Farmville is her only friend.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
