just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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