She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Brb crying the tears of my youth
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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