This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come share oat with me in your robe
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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