that's an acceptable place to lick
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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