party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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