Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
