so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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