I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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