i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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