It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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