I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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