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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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Which ones?

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(707): View more from California

get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?

(856): View more from New Jersey

Right after we had the just friends talk..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

that's how you measure success

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By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?

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(248): View more from Michigan

IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown

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(702): View more from Nevada

Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low

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