Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
