I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
