I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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