Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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