Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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