just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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