i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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