She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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