Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
