West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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