You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize