Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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