she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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