she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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