At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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