this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
