just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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