Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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