Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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