Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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