I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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