if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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