just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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