Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.