Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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