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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Who?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  my sisters under your porch take her home

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?

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  yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!

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  I get naked cuz your not there

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (646): View more from New York

  Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato

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