one might say we're banned from that church
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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