Buhtt sex?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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