sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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