consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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