I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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