it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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