You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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