i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
God, I missed his penis.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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