That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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