Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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