Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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